爱&不爱你的男人
Tuesday, March 23, 2010 @ 1:12 PM

爱你的男人会在你睡著的时候抱紧你；
不爱你的男人会在你熟睡的时候出门。
(Mr Lee hugs me tight even if he's asleep.)


爱你的男人被你打的时候从不还手，第二天会告诉你当时他很委屈；
不爱你的男人常会打得你不敢还手，第二天会告诉你当时他很冲动。
(Eh.. Never really happen before. Play play attack only.)


爱你的男人经常陪你一起自驾游；
不爱你的男人经常带你去夜总会。
(Mr Lee doesn't like clubbing. He's always thinking of travelling with me.)


爱你的男人经常会帮助你做家务；
不爱你的男人只会指使你做家务。
(Mr Lee asks me to do house chore, but at the same time he helps.)


爱你的男人总会知道你想要什么；
不爱你的男人只告诉你他要什么。
(Mr Lee knows what I want, but I don't know what he wants.)


爱你的男人会在你洗澡的时候　为你准备一杯水；
不爱你的男人会在你洗完衣服后仍给你一双袜子。
(Why must my man prepare a cup of water for me when I am showering?? I don't understand!)


爱你的男人会把自己的积蓄交给你，即使你是个败家女；
不爱你的男人只会给你零用钱，即便你一分也舍不得花。
(He never allows me to have the whole of his money, he's afraid that I will spend all and also control his pocket money.)


爱你的男人总想给你父母好印象；
不爱你的男人到你家里像个大爷。
(Mr Lee always give a good impression to my parents.)
Haha, like talking about someone. IMPRESSIONS TO OTHERS' PARENTS.


爱你的男人总会经常教你做人；
不爱你的男人只擅于教你做爱。
(Mr Lee is always nagging at me about what's important to a person.)


爱你的男人经常推掉应酬陪你，但从不抱怨；
不爱你的男人会借著应酬躲你，还时常喊累。
(Mr Lee doesn't turn down his entertainment all the times, he told me he needs friends too.)


爱你的男人时时刻刻想骚扰你；
不爱你的男人需要时候才找你。
(Mr Lee disturbs me when he's free. Irritating.)


爱你的男人会和别人介绍：这是我老婆；
不爱你的男人会同朋友说：这是我女人。
(Mr Lee tells the whole world I am his wife.)


爱你的男人在你面前总像个孩子；
不爱你的男人就是高高在上的爷。
(Mr Lee is a baby in front of me. HAHAHA)


爱你的男人会把你介绍给他的家人；
不爱你的男人会把你介绍给他哥们。
(He introduced me to both his family and his friends. But I don't mix around with his friends.)


爱你的男人天天都送你上班，接你下班；
不爱你的男人让你送他出门，等他回家。
(Mr Lee ever did that, send me to school and picks me up daily. But our working time now is different so it's hard for him.)


爱你的男人经常偷看美女时被你抓住；
不爱你的男人总借口出差而出去召妓。
(I caught him numerous times for looking at babes! He will joke with me when he's caught.)


爱你的男人总是很无能；
不爱你的男人都很牛逼。
(I think Mr Lee is very capable.)


Mr Lee is always giving in to me. He wonders if he's my slave or my dog in the past life.

I know you sayang me la. <3