Complains Monday, April 5, 2010 @ 12:40 PM
When I don't have a camera, I complain.
"My blog is full of words. Damn sian."Now I have a camera, I still complain.
"Uploading photos is a chore! KILL ME KILL ME!"
When Mr Lee asks me to marry him, I complain.
"No money don't talk about marriage."Now I wanna get married, I still complain.
"When are you proposing to me??"When I have pocket money, I complain.
"It's insufficient for my needs and wants."
Now I have no pocket money, I still complain.
"Very tired to earn for my needs and wants leh!"
When people tell me I am not fat, I complain.
"Stop telling me I'm not fat, you are encouraging me to eat more and I will grow fatter!"
Now people tell me right in my face I am fat, I still complain.
"CHEEBYE SAY I FAT!"
When people tell me I look pretty, I complain.
"You haven't seen a real beauty before?"Now people tell me I'm ugly, I still complain.
"I'm ugly?? I was on heygorgeous ok!"
Human beings are never contented. I am never contented.
All have their sayings. Whatever you say, you are to blamed. Then don't say, and no blame? They still blame you for not talking!
Human communication is sooooooo unique.
When I post this on Mr Lee's facebook wall:
女人不吵了、不闹了、不叫了,就是真的不爱了..
女人说要离开,是伤心了,是你让他失望了..
女人明知道你们之间没有未来,却情愿留在你身边做个普通朋友,不是她太贱,只是她舍不得 ..
女人故意在你面前提到别的男人,不是她花心,只是想要刺激一下你,让你多在乎她一点 ..
女人不主动打电话、发信息给你,不是不想你,是她不够自信,你接到电话、短信时,是否也同样的想念她 ..
如果女人不爱你,是不会对你发脾气的,不要报怨自己的女朋友脾气太怪,女人只对她爱的人发脾气
His brother speaks up for him and comments back:
1.「成功」對男人的定義是指能賺很多的錢, 對女人的 定義是指能花很多的錢。
2.男人有錢就變壞, 女人變壞就有錢。
3.男人沒有女人,耳根清淨; 女人沒有男人,居家乾淨。
4.男人「入錯行」,上班會很痛苦; 女人「嫁錯郎」,下班會很痛苦。
5.好女人,養壞男人的胃口; 壞女人,吊足男人的胃口。
6.婚前,男人像傳令兵; 婚後,男人像指揮官。
7.以前提到結婚,想到「天長地久」; 現在提到結婚,想到「能撐多久」。
8.當初會結婚,說是「看上眼」; 後來會離婚,說是「看走眼」。
9.男人花錢,是為了讓女人高興; 女人花錢,是因為男人讓她不高興。
10.嫁入「豪門」,要懂得理財; 嫁入「寒門」,要懂得生財。
11.以前的人,視婚姻生活為「一輩子」; 現代的人,視婚姻生活為「一陣子」。
Hahaha all have their sayings. I understand!
Now call me a complain queen?
Make sure your mouth doesn't complain.